Ahoy there Shipmates!!
Welcome aboard! Splice the main brace! No one’s going to feel blue. We aint gonna serve a square meal, but one that fits the bill and it is first rate. We know the ropes and get the right connections. So come on aboard the Port and learn the ropes. Everything is above board, and nothing will overwhelm us, for our Captain has sailed the seven seas. You will be in for a windfall.
Bon Voyage and Bon Appetite

- The PORT Crew